Dark forces are trying to gain control of our causeway

Yes, oh yes. "Their" - the Z-Plan - includes making the cyclist corridor actually wider than the total of our 3 car lanes.

We pay property taxes, and an annual Causeway fee to reach our homes. For cyclists it's simply a scenic pleasure ride.

They don't live on the Key, pay nothing, frequently hog car lanes, ignore traffic signals and are always in a hostile rage against motorists.

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